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kurosaki "ACTUAL WRECKING BALL" masaki ([personal profile] relation) wrote2014-06-17 04:35 pm

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[personal profile] equivalences 2014-06-30 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh. he didn't expect a 'thank you'. ]

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

yeah

did you go collect your supplies?
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[personal profile] equivalences 2014-06-30 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ WHAT EVEN -- ]

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

WHY WOULD I NEED TO BORROW UNDERWEAR FROM A GIRL

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

DO I LOOK LIKE SOME PERVERT TO YOU??
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[personal profile] equivalences 2014-06-30 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

I'M A GUY

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

I WEAR BOXERS!!


[ wait, it's kind of embarrassing to tell that to a girl. ]

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

AHHH!! I NEVER SAID THAT
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[personal profile] equivalences 2014-06-30 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
FORM: elric.edward@cdc.org

could we not discuss my underwear ...?


[ please.

he wants to die. ]
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[personal profile] equivalences 2014-06-30 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: elric.edward@cdc
NO
FROM: elric.edward@cdc
WE'RE NOT DISCUSSING THAT EITHER

FROM: elric.edward@cdc
THE WEATHER

FROM: elric.edward@cdc
IT'S NICE???
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[personal profile] equivalences 2014-07-01 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ he gives up. you exhausted him again ... ]

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

i'm just going to ignore you until you say something that isn't annoying.
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[personal profile] equivalences 2014-07-01 09:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ OKAY, THAT ISN'T ANNOYING. ]

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

just what i need, along with snacks.

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

what is wasabi?
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[personal profile] equivalences 2014-07-01 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

i got a curious, so i picked a bag of wasabi-flavored popcorn up.

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

it sounds kind of xingese.
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minus 'a' above... 1/?

[personal profile] equivalences 2014-07-01 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ try it out, huh? he stares at the packet. ]

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

xing is a country in my world. i have a few friends there.

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

their language sounds a bit like yours, actually.


[ NOT EXACTLY. BUT IT ALL SOUNDS THE SAME TO ED.

Okay, going to pop this open and try one. ]
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[personal profile] equivalences 2014-07-01 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ And, he just ... ]
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done

[personal profile] equivalences 2014-07-01 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ Cue screaming somewhere in Rover 001, then some scrambling for water. ]

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

WHAT IS THIS?? IT FEELS LIKE MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE
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[personal profile] equivalences 2014-07-01 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ HIS MOUTH IS STILL BURNING. Good thing Masaki isn't here to see the small beads of tears ... welling up at his eyes ...

It's too spicy to not be some alien flavor. ]


FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
SO YOU KNEW IT'D BE LIKE THIS AND COULDN'T TELL ME ??
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[personal profile] equivalences 2014-07-01 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

HUH???
[ He just got scolded... Why does he feel like apologising?? It must be the tone. ]

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

you're right ...